Dark Arts Coffee is a coffee roastery started by friends in East London with twisted visions of using alchemy to combine fire, water and magic beans into a divine elixir. We had visions of funnelling the profits into a cult based on our love of the occult, bikes and all things unholy.
However, none of that worked out and now we're fucking sick to death of bullies calling Dark Arts - 'that harry potter coffee'. And roastery isn't even a word.
As a result, instead, we've had to focus on importing the best beans from all over the world and roasting them until they taste good as a brown drink.
We have never made a business decision sober